Husband quotes

“She had this room and you knew about it. You knew she was going to kill her husband and you had this Dr. Kammer here all ready for the nut alibi.”

Sam Levene - Police Lt. Abrams

“- Maria Tura: You certainly don't want me to waste a lot of time giving you a long explanation.
- Joseph Tura: No, but I think a husband is entitled to an inkling.”

Carole Lombard - Maria Tura
Jack Benny - Joseph Tura

“Dear, I always say, a flawed husband is better than none at all.”
Robin Williams - Mrs. Doubtfire

“Every man on earth has his leaving step. If my husband had been a small man, he would not have been able to leave me. But he was a large man, and stepped over me as I slept, one great stride.”
Meg Ryan - Katharine

“- Lucy Chadman: Of course he may not be too thrilled to hear how No. 3 died.
- Jason Chadman: You mean... During...?
- Lucy Chadman: No. Just after. According to Kim he came and went.”

Shelley Lee Long - Lucy Chadman
Corbin Bernsen - Jason Chadman

“- Eddie Valiant: Dolores, you need to find yourself a good man.
- Dolores: But I already have a good man.”
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant
Joanna Cassidy - Dolores

“- Christian Grey: Good morning, wife.
- Anastasia Steele: Good morning, husband.”
Jamie Dornan - Christian Grey
Dakota Johnson - Anastasia Steele

“You seem to be taking it pretty good. I've seen 'em come in here, weep and wail like Baptists at a funeral. Like they hired me to prove their husbands weren't fooling around.”

Cedric the Entertainer - Gus Petch

“- Tracy Woodside: See, he doesn't speak.
- Brian Gilcrest: He just said a lot, actually.
- Tracy Woodside: What did he say?
- Brian Gilcrest: 'Check out my manliness, dude. I've been working out and I'm a little too handsome to ever see you as a threat, Brian. Good evening'
- Tracy Woodside: He said that?
- Brian Gilcrest: He's actually very...” (continue)(continue reading)

Rachel McAdams - Tracy Woodside
Bradley Cooper - Brian Gilcrest

“If you go away on location for three months and your wife stays at home, you've made a whole new load of friends and she's made a whole new load of friends and you get home and you're kind of strangers.”
Sir Michael Caine

“I took tennis lessons faithfully twice a week for six years. When I got married, I brought my young husband, Vittorio Gassman, to the Beverly Hills Tennis Club and, although he had been on the Italian Olympic basketball team, he had never held a tennis racket in his hand. The first time we played, he beat me 6-0. I broke my racket and threw it...” (continue)(continue reading)

Shelley Winters

“From a personal standpoint I have found that having a husband who is an optimist brings great happiness. Douglas Fairbanks talks continually of happiness, health and success, never of their opposites. He apparently can see nothing else.”
Mary Pickford On Douglas Fairbanks Sr.

“Gilbert Roland was a wonderful husband. In one room of the house.”
Constance Bennett

“When you’re married to a man who got rich putting people’s feet in cement you probably never had to do a dish!”

Kate Winslet - Ginny

“Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable.”
Madeline Kahn - Mrs. White

“- Lucia Sciarra: Did you kill my husband?
- James Bond: He was an assassin. He wouldn't have taken it personally.”
Monica Bellucci - Lucia
Daniel Craig - James Bond

“The ideal man doesn't exist. A husband is easier to find.”
Britt Ekland

“- Gerda Wegener: Is there something you’d like to tell me?
- Einar Wegener: Is there something you’d like to know?
- Gerda Wegener: I’m your wife, I know everything.”
Alicia Vikander - Gerda Wegener
Eddie Redmayne - Einar Wegener

“- Doris Saphron: I miss Murray, Harry.
- Harry Zimm: Yeah, I miss him, too. Hell of a good writer, you know. I should know, I discovered him. Made him what he was.
- Doris Saphron: What he was, was a hack. He couldn't get a job writing for anybody but you. I'm being honest. He was a lousy writer, but he was a good husband. I just didn't know...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bette Midler - Doris Saphron
Gene Hackman - Harry Zimm

“That philanthropic cocksucker left all the money to the poor and not a dirty dime to me! Oh, Mary, Mother of God, what have I ever done to you? Life... without money is no goddamned life at all! You know that!”

Dana Ivey - Mrs. Essendine

“- Sonny Kapoor: I promise that I will be a better husband than fiancée.
- Sunaina: Good. Because you're a terrible fiancée.”
Dev Patel - Sonny Kapoor
Tina Desai - Sunaina

“- Janey Carver: You're boring me. I have a husband. I don't particularly feel the need for another.
- Ben Hood: You have a point there. That's a very good point. We're having an affair. Right. An explicitly sexual relationship. Your needs, my needs. You're absolutely right.”
Sigourney Weaver - Janey Carver
Kevin Kline - Ben Hood

“- Lord Arthur Goring: I should make you a very bad husband.
- Mrs. Laura Cheveley: I don't mind bad husbands. I've had two. They amused me immensely.”
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring
Julianne Moore - Mrs. Laura Cheveley

“Elaine, I am not your husband. I am... a Volvo Salesman.”
Gene Wilder - George

“Do you know why I'm having sex with machinery? Because your father went to have a party and I stayed to raise two kids, and I have no life!”
Dianne Wiest - Helen