Husband quotes
213 husband quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Small Time Crooks
“It was a really tragic story because my husband, Otto, was dyslexic, and the only thing he could spell correctly was his name.”
- From the movie: Too Many Husbands
- From the movie: Monster-in-Law
“Everybody knows that when a woman marries a man she marries his mother, too. What if I drive her crazy?”
- From the movie: The Joy Luck Club
- From the movie: Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
“Wonder what Mark Darcy would be like as a father. Father to his children I mean, not to me. That would be weird Oedipus-like thought.”
- From the movie: Double Jeopardy
- Libby: I feel like I've grown these past six years.
- Margaret: "Grown"? Honey, they don't want to hear that you've turned into some kind of tree, okay? So you just repeat after me, "If I could trade places with my husband, I would".
- Libby: Ugh. "If I could trade places with my husband, I would".
- Evelyn: That's good. Now, throw in a lot of... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Best in Show
People say "oh but he's so much older than you" and you know what, I'm the one having to push him away. We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking.
- From the movie: Radioland Murders
- From the movie: Tess
“Forget about that mule you call your husband.”
- From the movie: Larry Crowne
- From the movie: Too Many Husbands
- From the movie: The King's Speech
- From the movie: A Wedding
“- Rita Billingsley: You must have had a beautiful wedding. Did you?
- Rosie Bean: I had a great weddin'. It wasn't anything like this. We were real poor but it was beautiful and my husband Russell looked so handsome. You know all the girls were after him, but he picked me to marry. Yea I think that was the happiest day of my life. But you're...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Last Tango in Paris
“Even if a husband lives 200 hundred fucking years, he'll never discover his wife's true nature.”
- From the movie: Undercover Blues
“- Det. Sgt. Halsey: That's your husband.
- Jane Blue: I know.
- Det. Sgt. Halsey: Does he know how to play the trumpet?
- Jane Blue: Apparently.” - From the movie: Who's Harry Crumb?
“- Harry Crumb: I've had my eye on you for a while, lady. I knew you were up to something, and here's my proof: it was you who was having an affair with your husband all along!
- Mrs. MacIntyre: What?
- Harry Crumb: I've uncovered some pretty low schemes in my time. But secretly hiring me to take pornographic pictures of you and your sleazeball...” (continue)(continue reading) “My husband walked into a corn field 15 years ago. He never came back.”
- From the movie: Eve's Bayou
“- Eve Batiste: Which one did you love best?
- Mozelle Batiste Delacroix: I don't know, Eve. They were all different. Anderson was the handsomest man I had ever seen. Your Uncle Harry, he was the sweetest. And Maynard... Maynard loved me most of all.” - From the movie: Punchline
- From the movie: Excalibur
- From the movie: Cat People
“- Dr. Louis Judd: Why would she wish to harm you?
- Alice Moore: Because I'm in love with her husband.” - From the movie: True Romance
“- Alabama: Have you seen your lovely little wife today?
- Clarence Worley: Are you speaking of my beautiful, charming, sexy wife, Mrs. Alabama Worley?
- Alabama: Why, are there any others, Mr. Worley?
- Clarence Worley: No, none for me.” - From the movie: Sextette
“Husband number six meet husband number four.”
- From the movie: Crimes and Misdemeanors
“My ex-husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should've taken a second look.”
- From the movie: Small Time Crooks
“- Ray: What would you say if I told you that you were married to a very brilliant man?
- Frenchy: I'd say I'd have to be a bigamist.”
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