Husband quotes

“- Rufus T. Firefly: Where is your husband?
- Mrs. Gloria Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
- Rufus T. Firefly: I bet he's just using that as an excuse.”
Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly
Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Gloria Teasdale

“- Harry Crumb: I knew you were up to something, and here's my proof: it was you who was having an affair with your husband all along!
- Mrs. MacIntyre: What?”
John Candy - Harry Crumb
Michele Goodger - Mrs. MacIntyre

“When rich wives get dead I usually go after the husbands.”
Guy Boyd - Det. Jim McLean

“- Margaret Lord: We both might face the facts that neither of us has proved to be a very great success as a wife.
- Tracy Lord: We just picked the wrong first husband.”
Mary Nash - Margaret Lord
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord

“Your husband is cursing God. Fortunately God can't hear his blasphemies above the noise of the wind.”
Richard R. Grant - James Fitzmaurice

“- Brantley Foster: We have a problem.
- Vera Prescott: What?
- Brantley Foster: It's your husband: he's my boss.
- Vera Prescott: O-oh, him. We won't tell him. Besides, Howard's working late tonight - on whom, I have no idea.”
Michael J. Fox - Brantley Foster
Margaret Whitton - Vera Prescott

“- Sean Archer: Eve, listen to me. The man you think is your husband isn't.
- Dr. Eve Archer: Who is this?
- Sean Archer: Listen. Take Jamie. Go to your mother's. Don't tell him where you're going, just go!
- Dr. Eve Archer: Whoever you are, don't call again!”

Nicolas Cage - Sean Archer
Joan Allen - Dr. Eve Archer

“- Connie Russo: Whose husband are you dog face?
- Mike Downey: Well I don't know. Whose husband are you looking for?
- Connie Russo: Mine.”
Mercedes Ruehl - Connie Russo
Matthew Modine - Mike Downey

“That is your first husband, that, you... you marry it the way a nun marries Jesus. You cleave to it, because it gives your life a center that no man... that very few men can possibly give you, least of all a rival for the thing your life is centered on.”

Lee Remick - Greta Vandemann

“- Blondie O'Hara: Can I have my husband back now?
- Seldom Seen: How do you want him, in a box or a sack?”
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Blondie O'Hara
Harry Belafonte - Seldom Seen

“- Brantley Foster: You know, somebody sold you a bill of goods and convinced you you had to be 21 forever. That's bullshit. I think you're terrific; I think the only thing wrong with you is your husband is a jerk. You're beautiful, you're intelligent, you're sensuous...
- Vera Prescott: Say that again!
- Brantley Foster: Which part?
- Vera...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael J. Fox - Brantley Foster
Margaret Whitton - Vera Prescott

“- Irena Dubrovna Reed: What should I tell my husband? Naturally, he's anxious to have some word.
- Dr. Louis Judd: What does one tell a husband? One tells him nothing.”
Simone Simon - Irena Dubrovna Reed
Tom Conway - Dr. Louis Judd

“We are man and wife, if ever two people were on this earth.”
Christopher Eccleston - Jude Fawley