Husband quotes

My husband writes that my muteness does not bother him - and hark this! He says: "God loves dumb creatures, so why not I?". It was good he had God's patience, for silence affects everyone in the end.

Holly Hunter - Ada

“This is the woman who I couldn't live with as a husband, and now I'm going to be her son.”

Judge Reinhold - Marshall

“When you marry a tour guide, confine his authority to mixing the drinks.”
Jeannetta Arnette - Silver Melville

“- Peyton: My husband was my only family. He's the only one who really understood me... He took care of me. He was murdered.
- Claire: Murdered?
- Peyton: They never caught who did it. But I firmly believe, what goes around comes around.”
Rebecca De Mornay - Peyton Flanders
Annabella Sciorra - Claire Bartel

“- Judy Benjamin: My husband had a heart attack and died on our wedding night, while we were making love.
- Pvt. Mary Lou Glass: Jesus! Benjamin! I don't get it, what do you do after a thing like that?
- Judy Benjamin: Join the Army!”
Goldie Hawn - Judy Benjamin
Mary Kay Place - Pvt. Mary Lou Glass

“What were you trying to prove by going to war? Your place was here with your family. I loved you, but that wasn't enough, was it? You want to leave not because of the war, you want to leave me.”

Nicole Kidman - Grace Stewart

“He is my husband, and was, even when I knew you in Paris.”

Ingrid Bergman - Ilsa Lund

“Mr. Chandos was a man who spent more time with his gardener than his wife.”
Neil Cunningham - Mr Noyes

“- Ned: Can I buy you a drink?
- Matty: I told you. I've got a husband.
- Ned: I'll buy him one too.
- Matty: He's out of town.
- Ned: My favorite kind. We'll drink to him.
- Matty: Only comes up on weekends.
- Ned: I'm liking him better all the time.”
William Hurt - Ned Racine
Kathleen Turner - Matty Walker

“He's like you, dad! Except he's brilliant.”
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks

“- Sophia Gold: Sally! His image of you is a possessive, fragile neurotic!
- Sally Therrian: But I am a possessive, fragile neurotic!
- Sophia Gold: No you are not! You are Sally Nash! You are Sally Nash, and you're my best friend for twenty years. And you're not going to move to London to have the offspring of some sexually ambivalent man-child,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Phoebe Cates - Sophia Gold
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Sally Therrian

“- Jeff Dunham: Do you believe in reincarnation?
- Walter: Hell, I don't know.
- Jeff Dunham: Well, if it happens, who would you come back as and what would you do?
- Walter: I would come back as my wife and leave me the hell alone!”
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - Walter

“Did you ever fall in love with a married man?”
Mary McDonnell - May-Alice Culhane

“- Oscar Henner: How could you do that to your husband? I'm your family!
- Gloria Henner: Oh, you're quite the family man. You were cheating on your wife. You're cheating on your brother-in-law. You're probably cheating on this poor secretary underpaid and overscrewed.
- Oscar Henner: I don't wanna hear this. This is ridiculous. I don't have to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Joe Pesci - Oscar Henner
Catherine O'Hara - Gloria Henner

- Mary Duvan: I wished you had concentrated more on Rock Hudson.
- Sandra Dee: Rock Hudson is a very nice man, Mother, but I'm not in love with him.
- Mary Duvan: He still would have made a better husband than that "Bobby Darin"!

Greta Scacchi - Mary Duvan
Kate Bosworth - Sandra Dee

“I only got two kids. I didn't adopt you, Al, I married you.”
Linda Fiorentino - Carla

“- Spider-Man: I've always imagined you getting you married on a hill top.
- Mary Jane Watson: Who's the groom?
- Spider-Man: You hadn't decided yet.”
Tobey Maguire - Spider-Man
Kirsten Dunst - Mary Jane Watson

“- Grandfather George: You look frustrated, Faithy. That husband of yours still can't rise to the occasion?
- Faith: He's a menace. He should be locked up.”
Ian Bannen - Grandfather George
Jill Baker - Faith

“Blanche, would you stop pointing your finger at me and yelling. You got two other husbands here to do that with.”

Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“What am I going to do? I have two husbands!”
Jean Arthur - Vicky Lowndes

“I believe that guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do.”
Larry the Cable Guy - Himself

“- Colonel Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
- Mrs. White: Mine or other women's?”
Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
Madeline Kahn - Mrs. White

- Customer in Hairdressers: What's that book you're reading, love?
- Rita: Somerset Maugham, "Of Human Bondage".
- Customer in Hairdressers: Oh, my husband's got loads of books like that.
Marie Conmee - Customer in Hairdressers
Julie Walters - Rita

“I been savin' this money for a divorce, if ever I got a husband.”
Lillian Randolph - Annie

“Hiding from my wife, hiding from my manly obligation, our love nest had become a stud farm.”
Kevin Bacon - Jake Briggs