Husband quotes

“I visited your home this morning after you'd left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn't work out, so I took a souvenir... her pretty head.”

Kevin Spacey - John Doe

“Give me a little credit, George. I'm not going to marry some ape who wants me to wear go-go boots and an apron.”
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks

“- Roque: Think you're thinking clear on this? Huh? 'Cuz every time we mess up, it's because of a woman.
- Clay: Name one time that I...
- Roque: Amber.
- Clay: Amber wasn't the problem, Amber's husband was the problem.”
Idris Elba - Roque
Jeffrey Dean Morgan - Clay

“- Tom Baxter: Cecilia, it's clear how miserable you are with your husband. And if he hits you again, you tell me. I'd be forced to knock his teeth out.
- Cecilia: I don't think that'd be such a good idea. He's big.
- Tom Baxter: I'm sorry. It's written into my character to do it, so I do it.”
Jeff Daniels - Tom Baxter
Mia Farrow - Cecilia

“In my day husbands and beds were very seldom mentioned in the same breath. Husbands were taken seriously, as the only true obstacle to sin.”
Joan Plowright - Mrs. Fisher

“- Genie: There's a party here in Agrabah. Guests are filling up the room but there's something missing. Yes.
- Sultan: Where is the groom?”

Scott Weinger - The Genie
Val Bettin - Sultan

“- Nana Oyl: Mr. Wimpy, my son Castor, Mr. Geezil, my husband Cole. We're all one big happy family here. Although, not really. I mean, um, well, Mr. Geezil and Mr. Wimpy are...
- Cole Oyl: Me, I'm family!
- Nana Oyl: Well, you're my husband!
- Cole Oyl: You owe me an apology.”
Roberta Maxwell - Nana Oyl
MacIntyre Dixon - Cole Oyl

“- Sam Dodsworth: You want to divorce me then?
- Fran Dodsworth: Why should I want to divorce you? You're my husband.
- Sam Dodsworth: You couldn't very well divorce me if I weren't.”
Walter Huston - Sam Dodsworth
Ruth Chatterton - Fran Dodsworth

- Helen Sinclair: I do plays put on by Balasco, or Sam Harris, not some Yiddish pant salesman turned producer. My ex-husband used to say, "If you're gonna go down, go down with the best of them".
- Sid Loomis: Which ex-husband?
- Helen Sinclair: Oh, I don't know which ex-husband. The one with the moustache.
Dianne Wiest - Helen Sinclair
Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Sid Loomis

“- Evelyn: Hey, take it easy. We're your new best friends.
- Margaret: Heard you did your husband. He probably deserved it.
- Evelyn: Mine did.”

Davenia McFadden - Evelyn
Roma Maffia - Margaret

“Ther’s just certain things a man wants from his wife, like to be here when he gets home, to cook a meal once in a while, clean up, and make good love too.”
John Travolta - Bud

“- Diego Rivera: You've broken my heart, Frida.
- Frida Kahlo: It hurts doesn't it? But why? It was just a fuck, like a handshake.
- Diego Rivera: No. I told you who I was when you married me.
- Frida Kahlo: Yes, you did, and I married you anyway. And, you promised to be loyal. You have been my comrade, my fellow artist... my best friend. But...” (continue)(continue reading)

Alfred Molina - Diego Rivera
Salma Hayek - Frida Kahlo

- Kate Curtis: Do you think people change?
- Jackson Curtis: By "people", do you mean me?
- Kate Curtis: Yes. Do you think you've changed since we separated?
- Jackson Curtis: I certainly eat a lot more cereal now.
Amanda Peet - Kate Curtis
John Cusack - Jackson Curtis

“There's only one woman's words that should affect the mood of my husband. Those are mine.”
Lena Headey - Queen Gorgo

“I admit I wasn't much of a husband, but you can always count on me, Hildy.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“- Rose: Having you is an honor. Killing my husband for love.
- Lucien Cordier: No, I was just getting rid of trash. The trash also happened to be your husband.
- Rose: There's a lot of trash around.
- Lucien Cordier: There'll be less and less. Had to start somewhere.”
Isabelle Huppert - Rose Mercaillou
Philippe Noiret - Lucien Cordier

“Like my ex-wife. Anything I say, she does the opposite.”
Brad Dourif - Al Bert

I explained to Alice that I had spoken to Sheryl's mom because I knew her husband would have wanted to do the same thing. You know what she said to me? "What'd he do, write you a letter from Heaven?".
John Dossett - Larry Bloom

“- Larry: Iris, how old are you?
- Iris: Thirty.
- Larry: And you've had six husbands?
- Iris: That's a lot, isn't it?
- Larry: No, no, not really. When you think about it, it's just one every five years.”
Steve Martin - Larry
Judith Ivey - Iris

“Now, I swear three days ago neither one of us would've ever pulled a stunt like this, but if you was ever to meet my husband, you'd understand why.”

Geena Davis - Thelma

“- Cassie Munro: Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.
- Jamie Munro: What?
- Cassie Munro: Oh, my God, it's your husband.”
Joanna Levesque - Cassie Munro
Cheryl Hines - Jamie Munro

“- Howard Stern: Hi, there. This is Howard Stern, WNBC. I'm calling because your husband Kenny has been really bitchy around the station lately and we thought that maybe you should give him some more sex.
- Betty Jean Rushton: More sex?
- Howard Stern: Yeah, he's backed up! Isn't he backed up, Ross?”

Howard Stern - Himself
Aimee Luzier - Betty Jean Rushton

“- Valmont: You must be an exceptional woman.
- Madame de Tourvel: No, not exceptional. Why?
- Valmont: Love a husband, and he's never there.”
Colin Firth - Valmont
Meg Tilly - Madame de Tourvel

“Why did I get drunk? I do stupid things when I'm drunk... like sleep with my husband!”
Keri Russell - Jenna Hunterson

“Married, turned gay, married, in jail-malpractice, dead! I'm telling you good marriage material is getting tough to find!”

Alison La Placa - Claudia