Misunderstanding quotes

“I am going to Bangkok to assume a missionary position.”

Joan Messiah - Nun

“- Steve Butabi: Oh my God, Doug. This is the most amazing place I've ever been.
- Richard Grieco: Guys, guys. This is the coat room. The club's in here.”
Will Ferrell - Steve Butabi
Richard Grieco - Richard Grieco

“- Lady in the Bank: There's something wrong, the bank won't give someone their money.
- Depositor: Well, I'm going to get mine. Come along, young man, every penny! ”

Queenie Leonard - Lady in the Bank
Doris Lloyd - Depositor

“- Gene: Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.
- Gary: Come on - what?
- Gene: Finish up the taters.
- Gary: And then what did you say?
- Gene: And then what did I say?
- Gary: You said you were going to... fondle your sweaters.
- Gene: Ah, uh - no I didn't. I said... fondue the cheddar... I was thinking about making fondue...” (continue)(continue reading)

“- Martinella: I'm looking for Henry Rulenfurter.
- Henry Rowengartner: Henry Rowengartner?
- Martinella: Yeah.
- Henry Rowengartner: I'm Henry!
- Martinella: I might be looking for your father.”
Albert Hall - Martinella
Thomas Ian Nicholas - Henry Rowengartner

“- Amber Mendez: They think I'm your girlfriend.
- Ben Richards: I can straighten that out. See that camera up there? I'll strangle you in front of the whole audience.”
Maria Conchita Alonso - Amber Mendez
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Ben Richards

“- Vizzini: He didn't fall? Inconceivable.
- Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

Wallace Shawn - Vizzini
Mandy Patinkin - Inigo Montoya

- Juliette Forrest: What does "foc" mean?
- Rigby Reardon: It's a slang word. It's when a man and a woman are in love, the man puts his...
- Juliette Forrest: No, no. It's written here: "F. O. C.".
Rachel Ward - Juliet Forrest
Steve Martin - Rigby Reardon

“- The Cat: Who's this?
- Sally: That's our babysitter.
- The Cat: So wait, you mean that you pay this woman to sit on babies? Well that's disgusting! I’d do it for nothing.”
Mike Myers - The Cat
Dakota Fanning - Sally

- Smokey: He's gotta go through the park, right? Let's meet him there and have ourselves a little "picnic".
- Lucky: Great! I'll bring herring!
- Smokey: Hey, hey, moron! The mouse is the picnic!

Chazz Palminteri - Smokey
Jim Doughan - Lucky

“Sisters, Satan has married Medusa. See the snakes in her hair.”
Kathy Najimy - Mary

“- Gene: Now, we need to make 8 gallons of bug juice by snack hour; do you know where the powder packets are?
- Gary: [irritated] Yeah.
- Gene: In the pantry, above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream... Uh, wait, forget that last part.
- Gary: Did you say dick cream?
- Gene: No! I said next to my... stick... team, you know, stick...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christopher Meloni - Gene
A.D. Miles - Gary

- Rusty Griswold: Hey, ya' got "Pac Man"?
- Cousin Dale: No.
- Rusty Griswold: Ya' got "Space Invaders"?
- Cousin Dale: Nope.
- Rusty Griswold: Ya' got "Asteroids"?
- Cousin Dale: Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
John P. Navin Jr. - Cousin Dale

“You don't understand the figures in my mind!”
Meryl Streep - Susan

“- Assistant: Well Mr. Mooney is downstairs and he is P-I-S-E-D.
- Jane: Pised?”
Selma Blair - Jane Burns

“- Mauricio: Who's Vicki?
- Hal: Vicki. Vicki, with the short brown hair.
- Mauricio: Vicki? I thought that was a guy! I was calling her Vic!”
Jason Alexander - Mauricio
Jack Black - Hal

“- Crawl: Hey, you'll be happy to know that as soon as you left, I popped your daughter's trunk!
- Walter: Oh, shit.”
Pauly Shore - Crawl
Lane Smith - Walter Warner

“You don't understand any kind of people. Maybe that's your problem. You sure don't understand women at all.”

Billie Neal - Bobbie

“- Dr. Grant: Why me?
- Paul Kirby: He said we needed someone who'd been on the island before.
- Udesky: Yes, but I did not tell you to kidnap somebody!”
Sam Neill - Dr. Alan Grant
William H. Macy - Paul Kirby
Michael Jeter - Udesky

- "Doc": Did you ever go to school, stupid?
- "Wishy": Yeah and I came out the same way.
Bud Abbott - "Doc"
Lou Costello - "Wishy"

“- Guild: Ever heard of the Sullivan Act?
- Nora Charles: Oh, that's all right, we're married.”

Nat Pendleton - Guild
Myrna Loy - Nora Charles

“You guys have chickens? I love chickens! Are they extra crispy or original recipe?”
Pauly Shore - Crawl

“You got big. I mean, you aged. What I mean is in a good way you got big and older.”

Colin Farrell - Jesse James

“- Bruce: Do you like sushi like I like sushi?
- Cowboy Ned: I like Susie... Susie's my girl!
- Bruce: Oh, I had sushi last night!”
Johnny Yune - Bruce
Bruce Paul Barbour - Cowboy Ned

“- Andie: Name?
- Rudy Tyler: Rudy Tyler, Ma'am.
- Andie: Spit it out, Rudy.
- Rudy Tyler: Rudy Tyler, Ma'am!!
- Andie: I meant the gum, Rudy.”

Kate Capshaw - Andie Bergstrom
Larry B. Scott - Rudy Tyler