Misunderstanding quotes

“- Holly: I'll never let anyone put me in a cage!
- Paul: I don't want to put you in a cage, I wanna love you.
- Holly: Same thing!
- Paul: No it's not, Holly.
- Holly: I'm not Holly! I'm not Lula Mae either. I don't know who I am. I'm like Cat here. We're a couple of no-name slobs. We belong to nobody, and nobody belongs to us. We don't even...” (continue)(continue reading)
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly
George Peppard - Paul Varjak

- Carter: The only reason why I'm here in Hong Kong is 'cause you said you was gonna show me a good time. I'm on vacation, man! and I want some "mu shu".
- Lee: Mushu, you hungry?
- Carter: No, not "mushu". "Mu shu". I want to see some women man. Now, stop playing dumb and take me to the "shu".
Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

But who wants someone that doesn't think? Look! And sometimes you laugh when I cry, and you say "huh" when I make perfect sense.

Mandy Moore - Milly

“- Bartender: How's the game going?
- Rusty Ryan: Longest hour of my life.
- Bartender: [not hearing him] What?
- Rusty Ryan: I'm running away with your wife.
- Bartender: Great!”
Mark Gantt - Bartender
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan

“- Norm the Interrogator: I got a plane full of people saying you threatened that stewardess.
- Greg Focker: I was not threatening her. I was just trying to get my bag into the overhead storage thing...
- Norm the Interrogator: You were acting like a maniac and you threatened her with a bomb.
- Greg Focker: No, I said I didn't have a bomb.
- Norm...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bernie Sheredy - Norm the Interrogator
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“- Godfrey: May I be frank?
- Molly: Is that your name?
- Godfrey: No, my name is Godfrey.
- Molly: All right, be frank.”
William Powell - Godfrey
Jean Dixon - Molly

How could she leave me? We were in love. Wait, maybe I misunderstood her letter. Yes, that's it. "Dear pumpkin. I hate you. Zelda".
Joseph Medrano - Lord Rogers

“- Otis B. Driftwood: It's all right, that's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause.
- Fiorello: You can't fool me! There ain't no Santay Claus!”

Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood
Chico Marx - Fiorello

“- Dr. Peter Flynn: I understand you're a neurosurgeon.
- Bert Fischer: No, I'm a barber, but a lot of people make that mistake.”
Luke Wilson - Dr. Peter Flynn
Seymour Cassel - Bert Fischer

“- Trendy Man: Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt.
- Thornton Melon: You too, huh? She's shown it to everybody.
- Trendy Man: Well, she's very proud of it.
- Thornton Melon: I'm proud of mine too. I don't go waving it around at parties, though.
- Trendy Man: It's an exceptional painting.
- Thornton Melon: Oh, the painting.”
Timothy Stack - Trendy Man
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

- Don Lino: I tell you what's what, and what?
- Sykes: What?
- Don Lino: What what?
- Sykes: What what nothig. You said “what” first.
- Don Lino: I didn't say “what” first.
- Sykes: You said "and then what?” and I said "what?”.
- Don Lino: No, I said "What, what?" as in "What, what?”.
[pause]
- Sykes: ...You said “what” first.
Robert De Niro - Don Lino
Will Smith - Oscar

“I don't suppose any man has ever understood any woman since the beginning of things. You don't understand our imaginations.”
Margaretta Scott - Roxana

“- Ren: You like Men at Work?
- Willard: Which man?
- Ren: Men at Work.
- Willard: Well where do they work?
- Ren: No, they don't, they're a music group.
- Willard: Well what do they call themselves?
- Ren: Oh no! What about the Police?
- Willard: What about 'em?
- Ren: You ever heard them?
- Willard: No, but I seen them.
- Ren: Where, in...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Bacon - Ren
Chris Penn - Willard

“- C. S. Divot: You mashuga!
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: I am not your sugar.”
Gavin MacLeod - C. S. Divot
Peter Sellers - Hrundi V. Bakshi

- Taggart: Send a wire to the main office and tell them I said...
[Bart whacks him with a shovel]
- Taggart: Ow!
- Lyle: [writing] Send wire, main office, tell them I said "ow". Gotcha!
Slim Pickens - Taggart
Burton Gilliam - Lyle

“- Derice Bannock: Sanka mon, whatcha smoking?
- Sanka Coffie: I'm not smoking, I'm breathing!”

Leon - Derice Bannock
Doug E. Doug - Sanka Coffie

“- Susan: I'm not so sure we should do this.
- Josh: Do what?
- Susan: Well, I like you, and I want to spend the night with you.
- Josh: Do you mean sleep over?
- Susan: Well, yeah.
- Josh: Ok... but I get to be on top.”

Elizabeth Perkins - Susan
Tom Hanks - Josh

“Ah, biker. I'm such an idiot.”

Paul Soter - Foster

“- Ed: And that's Deedee, she's a veterinarian.
- Deedee: Vegetarian.
- Ed: That means she doesn't eat fur.
- Deedee: I won't wear fur, I don't eat meat.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Ginny Schreiber - Deedee

“- Mitchell Goosen: [to Jack] Chill Bra.
- Augie: Did he just call you a piece of underwear?”
Shane McDermott - Mitchell Goosen
Jack Black - Augie

“- Alex: You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers?
- Josh: They're not hookers! They're massage therapists.”
Allen Covert - Alex
Jonathan Loughran - Josh

“- Julie Ubriacco: Look, they like each other.
- Daphne: Mongrel.
- Rocks: Bitch.”

Tabitha Lupien - Julie Ubriacco
Diane Keaton - Daphne
Danny DeVito - Rocks

“- Highway Patrolman: Get out of there! It's against the law to ride in the trunk in this state. I don't suppose you've got any I.D., either?
- Marlene: Idee? Idee 'bout what?”

Tim Thomerson - Highway Patrolman
Alexa Kenin - Marlene

“- Thomas Ince: Can I be frank with you?
- W. R. Hearst: You can be whoever you like.”
Cary Elwes - Thomas Ince
Edward Herrmann - W.R. Hearst

“- Prof. John Thurston: Why didn't you warn us? Your carelessness is responsible for that boy's death!
- Charlie Chan: Most regretful. Impossible to prepare defense unless direction of attack is known.”
Frank Conroy - Prof. John Thurston
Warner Oland - Charlie Chan