Misunderstanding quotes

“You know the story. I thought I was lonely, and he forgot he was married.”

Sandra Bullock - Angela

“- Mrs. Caypor: Do you understand German, Mr. Marvin?
- Robert Marvin: No, but I speak it fluently.”
Florence Kahn - Mrs. Caypor
Robert Young - Robert Marvin

“Being misunderstood, that's a trial we must all bear. You have a wildness of spirit which is going to get you in trouble all of your life. So, you must learn to control it. You try and cultivate a little more feminine vanity.”

Wendy Hughes - Aunt Helen

“- Blinkin: Oh, Master Robin!
[hugging a replica statue of the Venus de Milo]
- Blinkin: You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
- Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'm over here.”

Mark Blankfield - Blinkin
Cary Elwes - Robin Hood

“- Paul Hackett: Excuse me. Could you - it's okay - could you help me? Please help me.
- Street Pickup: What do you want me to do?
- Paul Hackett: Where do you live? Can you take me - can you take me home?
- Street Pickup: There's certain things that I - I - I will not do. I'm telling you in advance.”
Griffin Dunne - Paul Hackett
Robert Plunket - Street Pickup

“- Danny: I love you, Billy.
- Cameron Drake: Wait! Do you love me as a friend or in another way?
- Danny: Another way, Billy!
- Cameron Drake: You mean, as a brother?”

Gus Rogerson - Danny
Matt Dillon - Cameron Drake

“I had misinterpreted their interest in the story: the next caravan of merchants that crossed the Gobi Desert was captured by them, and... crucified.”

Emmett Corrigan - Bishop Harkness

“- Phoebe: Mom says you have to let me in or else it's prescription!
- Sean: That's 'discrimination' jerkoid! Prescription is drugs, which you're on if you think you're getting in here!”

Ashley Bank - Phoebe
Andre Gower - Sean

- Dexter Reed: Ed, I don't know how to say this...
- Ed: Oh, well, you just go: "Thiiiissssssssssss".
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed
Kel Mitchell - Ed

“- Ray Murdock: Don't go that way, you're gonna wal straight into the worst parts!
- Earl Pilcher, Jr.: I don't care! I ain't scared of you or any other tough nigger that comes up! Look, I didn't mean it like that.
- Ray Murdock: Only one way to mean it.”
James Earl Jones - Ray Murdock
Robert Duvall - Earl Pilcher Jr.

“Well, fuck me! No, no, I don't mean... I just mean... fuck me, but not... well what I mean is...”

Brad Gorton - John Dixon

“We're all sort of fellow travelers in a mighty small boat, in a mighty big ocean. And the more we quarrel, criticize and misunderstand each other, the bigger the ocean gets and the smaller the boat.”
Henry Hull - Charles J. Rittenhouse

“- Hammer: Do you know what a lot is?
- Chico: Yeah, too much.
- Hammer: The next time I see you, remind not to talk to you.”
Groucho Marx - Hammer
Chico Marx - Chico

“- Sadie Hawkins: Fill me in.
- Dave Friedman: That remark could be misconstrued as sexual harassment, Agent Hawkins.”
Emma Thompson - FBI Agent Sadie Hawkins
Alan Rickman - Detective David Friedman

“- Karen McCoy: You didn't load the gun?
- J.T. Barker: You told me to buy it, not to load it.”

Kim Basinger - Karen McCoy
Val Kilmer - J.T. Barker

- Mollie: [holding up two baby outfits] Which do you think, the blue or the lamb?
- Voice of Mikey: Well, neither. They both look pretty lame.
- Mollie: The lamb, right?
- Voice of Mikey: Not "lamb". "Lame".
Kirstie Alley - Mollie
Bruce Willis - Voice of Mikey

“- Dale Putley: I'm an actor. A writer at large. I produce plays, things from my soul. But it's avant-garde, very experimental.
- Jack Lawrence: You mean with guinea pigs?”
Robin Williams - Dale Putley
Billy Crystal - Jack Lawrence

“- Gladstone: I wanted to inform the Doctor of her passing.
- Dolores: Passing what?”
Bernard Behrens - James Gladstone
Kathleen Turner - Dolores Benedict

- Omri: It's too risky.
- Boone: Whiskey?
- Omri: "Risky"! Dangerous!
Hal Scardino - Omri
Keith David - Boone

“Don't go mistaking paradise for a pair of long legs.”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Watts

I thought it said "Liberate me" - "Save me." But it's not "me." It's "Liberate tutame" - "Save yourself". And it gets worse.

Jason Isaacs - D.J.

One time a company I worked for transferred me to an island in the Pacific. Fantastic place. I invited my girl to visit me. I sent her a postcard everyday with a single word on each card. I wrote "Found a virgin paradise. It's yours. Matthew". Naturally, they were delivered in the wrong order. The message she got was "Found a virgin. It's... (continue)(continue reading)
Sir Michael Caine - Matthew Hollis

“- Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
- Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
- Dr. Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Dr. Rumack
Robert Hays - Ted Striker

“Jack! But, they said you were dead. You must be... double dead!”

Ken Page - Oogie Boogie