Misunderstanding quotes

“I thought you meant the other Italian restaurant I asked you to marry me in.”

Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

“- Mac MacIntyre: We have to talk to a Mr. Urquhart, an accountant. Can you tell me where we might find him?
- Gordon Urquhart: Indeed, yes. He has an office next door, to the left, on the first floor. I know for a fact that he'll be there in about 15 minutes.”
Peter Riegert - Mac
Denis Lawson - Urquhart

- Snider: I do love her.
- Dorothy's Mother: What did you say?
- Snider: I said I love her.
- Dorothy's Mother: Funny - I could've sworn you said "I love it".

Eric Roberts - Paul Snider
Carroll Baker - Dorothy's Mother

“- Jane Spencer: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?
- Frank Drebin: I used to have that problem.
- Jane Spencer: What did you do about it?
- Frank Drebin: I just think about baseball.”

Priscilla Presley - Jane Spencer
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Master's Wife: Okay that's it, party's over! Get out of my house!
- Master: Now, puddin' face...
- Master's Wife: Shove it, Satan!
- Sarah: Ooh. Thou mustn't speak to Master in such a manner.
- Master: They call me Master.
- Master's Wife: Wait 'til you see what I'm gonna call you. Now, tart-face, take your Clark bars and get out of my house!”
Penny Marshall - Master's Wife
Garry Marshall - Master
Sarah Jessica Parker - Sarah

“- Bill: So Edward, did you have a productive day?
- Edward: Mrs Monroe showed me where the salon's going to be.
- Edward: [turns to Peg] You could have a cosmetics counter.
- Peg Boggs: Oh, wouldn't that be great!
- Bill: Great.
- Edward: And then she showed me the back room where she took all of her clothes off.”
Alan Arkin - Bill
Johnny Depp - Edward Scissorhands
Dianne Wiest - Peg

“I said I was coach O'Shea, I never said I was Kevin.”
Rick Moranis - Danny O'Shea

“- Mrs. Wilkinson: This'll sound strange, Billy, but for some time now I've been thinkin' of the Royal Ballet School.
- Billy: Aren't you a bit old, miss?
- Mrs. Wilkinson: No, not me... you! I'm the bloody teacher!”
Julie Walters - Mrs Wilkinson
Jamie Bell - Billy

“- Rebecca Taylor: Sam! My water broke!
- Samuel Faulkner: Well, we'll get you another one!”
Julianne Moore - Rebecca Taylor
Hugh Grant - Samuel Faulkner

“I've been listening to the distress signal, and I, um, think I made a mistake in the translation.”
Jason Isaacs - D.J.

“- Gonzo: Rizzo?
- Rizzo the Rat: No, it's Santa. But I forgot my reindeer.”

Dave Goelz - Gonzo
Steve Whitmire - Rizzo the Rat

“- Captain Monica Stark: Ms. Barnes, why am I feeling a sense of deja vu?
- Bettina Barnes: I have a breath mint in my purse, sweetie - will that help?”
Charles Busch - Captain Monica Stark
Kimberley Davies - Bettina Barnes

“- Adm. Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly 5 hours and 17 minutes we hit the enemy toast.
- Lt. Cmdr. James Block: Err... I think that's enemy coast, sir.
- Adm. Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Huh? Coast? That'll take a bit more planning.”
Lloyd Bridges - Adm. Thomas 'Tug' Benson
Kevin Dunn - Lt. Cmdr. James Block

“- Chief Sterns: We are presently executing a plan of redeployment that will minimize response time while maximizing coordination between patrol units and a decentralized networking scheme.
- April O'Neil: I'm not sure I understood all of that, Chief Sterns. Would you mind repeating it, in English, perhaps?”
Raymond Serra - Chief Sterns
Judith Hoag - April O'Neil

“- Suzanne Vale: I'm going to kill myself.
- Doris Mann: Don't say that, dear, even in jest. You just got out of drug clinic. People might take it the wrong way.”
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale
Shirley MacLaine - Doris Mann

“- Cindy Bear: It's the time for whispering sweet nothings in one's ear.
- Yogi Bear: Now that I can oblige.
- Cindy Bear: Oh, Yogi.
- Yogi Bear: Nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Nothing. And because you're such a good kid, here's another nothing, for nothing.”
Julie Bennett - Cindy Bear
Daws Butler - Yogi Bear

“- Terence Mann: I want them to stop looking to me for answers, begging me to speak again, write again, be a leader. I want them to start thinking for themselves. I want my privacy.
- Ray Kinsella: No, I mean, what do you want?
- Terence Mann: Oh. Dog and a beer.”
James Earl Jones - Terence Mann
Kevin Costner - Ray Kinsella

“- Barney Rubble: You're all making a big mistake. Fred couldn't have stolen that necklace. It was locked up in a safe... Fred can't even remember the combination to his bowling locker. Look, he's gotta write it down on his hand, see?
- Fred Flintstone: Great. Now, everybody's seen it.
- Barney Rubble: Crack a safe? He couldn't even crack his...” (continue)(continue reading)

Stephen Baldwin - Barney Rubble
Mark Addy - Fred Flintstone
Thomas Gibson - Chip Rockefeller

“- Rachel: Unisex.
- Joey: Maybe you need sex. I just had it a few days ago.
- Rachel: No, Joey, U-N-I-sex.
- Joey: I wouldn't say no to that.”
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani

“I am very pleased with the results of the astronomy test. Although, there's still some confusion about Pluto. While its planetary classification is still uncertain, it is definitely not Mickey's dog.”
Grace Phillips - Miss Landers

“- Alex Law: If you see I'm dying up there you'll call the police and tell them everything, right?
- Juliet Miller: Everything.
- Alex Law: Except that maybe it was his idea in the first place. Now that's important to me. I need to die misunderstood.”
Ewan McGregor - Alex Law
Kerry Fox - Juliet Miller

- Miyagi: Banzai!
- Daniel: [totally confused] To baby trees.
- Miyagi: Not bonsai, "banzai"!

Pat Morita - Miyagi
Ralph Macchio - Daniel LaRusso

“Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no...” (continue)(continue reading)

John Amos - Cleo McDowell

“- Uncle Henry: Dorothy? Well, what has Dorothy done?
- Miss Gulch: What she's done? I'm all but lame from the bite on my leg!
- Uncle Henry: You mean she bit you?
- Miss Gulch: No, her dog.
- Uncle Henry: Oh. She bit her dog, eh?
- Miss Gulch: ...No!”
Charley Grapewin - Uncle Henry
Margaret Hamilton - Miss Gulch

“- Anthony Adams: Which part of Mexico are you from?
- Inez: Paraguay.”
Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams
Lumi Cavazos - Inez