Misunderstanding quotes
324 misunderstanding quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Pulp Fiction
“- Lance: You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she's got, uh, breastplate... [taps Mia's chest] So you gotta pierce through that. So what you have to do is, you have to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion [demonstrates]
- Vincent Vega: I... I gotta stab her three times?
- Lance: No, you don't gotta...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Shanghai Knights
- From the movie: Dumb & Dumber
“- Harry Dunne: I hate when women do that. She wanted to see you again! And now no? Now... wait a minute! Wait! She must have meant ten o' clock at night!
- Lloyd Christmas: Do you think?
- Harry Dunne: Why would she have you meet her in a bar at ten in the morning?
- Lloyd Christmas: I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.” - From the movie: See No Evil, Hear No Evil
“Did she say ship, or shit?”
- From the animation: Madagascar
Did he just say "Grand Central Station", or "My aunt's constipation?".
- From the movie: The Usual Suspects
- From the movie: Look Who's Talking Now
- From the movie: Hocus Pocus
“It's the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark! Ew, it's candy!”
- From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit
“- Branford: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
- Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County: The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it.
- Junior: What did he say?
- Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County: Shut up! One shit at a time!
- Junior: All right.” - From the movie: Jurassic Park
“- Hammond: There is no doubt our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.
- Grant: What are those?
- Ellie: Small versions of adults, honey.” - From the movie: Transformers
“- Agent Simmons: Nokias are real nasty. You've gotta respect the Japanese. They know the way of the samurai.
- Maggie Madsen: Nokia's from Finland.” - From the movie: Dances with Wolves
“The strangeness of this life cannot be measured. In trying to produce my own death, I was elevated to the status of a living hero.”
- From the movie: Dumb & Dumber
“- Lloyd Christmas: Some little filly break your heart?
- Harry Dunne: No, it was a girl.” - From the movie: The Hot Chick
“Ooooh check out the sweet buns on that guy! I'd like to get my hands on those ... ... aand wish they were womens' breasts. I'd squeeze the hell out of 'em. Maybe put a steak on 'em. Cause I'm a Guy. And that's what Guys like me like to do!”
- From the movie: Spider-Man 3
“- Mary Jane Watson: Do you want to push me away?
- Peter Parker: Push you away? Why would I want to push you away? I love you!” - From the movie: Bill Cosby: Himself
It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. "Dammit, will you stop all that noise?", and, "Jesus Christ, sit down!". One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, "Dammit will you get back in here!". I said, ... (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Groundhog Day
“- Phil: Do you ever have déjà-vu, Mrs. Lancaster?
- Mrs. Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.” - From the movie: Punch Drunks
“- Girl: Could you help me? I'm in a terrible dilemma.
- Moe: Yeah, I don't care much for these foreign cars myself.” - From the movie: Valentine
- From the movie: The Other Sister
“Olive Juice.”
- From the movie: Monkey Business
“- Madame Swempski: I don't like this innuendo.
- Groucho: That's what I always say: love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.” - From the movie: Velvet Goldmine
“You live in terror of not being misunderstood.”
- From the movie: Hocus Pocus
- From the movie: Blue Collar
“- Clarence Hill: It sounds like a simple misunderstanding to me. Now... Zeke'll buy Miller a bottle of Cutty, and we'll forget the whole thing.
- Zeke: Zeke is not buying nobody a goddamn thing! And you haven't shit for a steward, Hill!
- Clarence Hill: Maybe you don't belong in this union!
- Zeke: Maybe you're right!” - From the movie: Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
“- Lt. Mauser: Any day now, Mahoney, and your little ass is mine.
- Carey Mahoney: You wanted to see me, sir?
- Lt. Mauser: Mahoney, didn't your mother teach you how to knock?
- Carey Mahoney: It depends. Sir? I hope this isn't going to be too personal? I heard what you said about my little butt and I don't know how to break this to you, sir, but...” (continue)(continue reading)
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