Misunderstanding quotes

“- Retiring Collage President: Professor Wagstaff, now that you have stepped into my shoes...
- Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff: Oh, is that what I stepped in? I wondered what it was. If these are your shoes, the least you can do is have them cleaned.”
Reginald Barlow - Retiring Collage President
Groucho Marx - Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff

“- Violet: Dinner is served. Puttanesca.
- Count Olaf: What did you call me?
- Klaus: It's pasta... Pasta Puttanesca.”
Emily Browning - Violet
Jim Carrey - Count Olaf
Liam Aiken - Klaus

“- Darlene: I don't care.
- Eddie: What do you mean, you don't care?
- Darlene: It doesn't matter to me anymore.
- Eddie: No, it matters, and you care. What you mean is it doesn't make any difference!”
Robin Wright - Darlene
Sean Penn - Eddie

“- Sydney Ellen Wade: Oh, Andy, a C minus in Women's Studies.
- President Andrew Shepherd: Yeah, well, that class wasn't about what I thought it was about.”

Annette Bening - Sydney Ellen Wade
Michael Douglas - President Andrew Shepherd

“- State Trooper: Pullover!
- Harry Dunne: No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.”

Harland Williams - State Trooper
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne

He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois". I bet that means "You're the most".
Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady

“- Rob: This is the Governor's wife!
- Deke Halliday: You mean she's not the hooker?
- Baxter: I told you not to wear those heels, darling.”
Dennis Dugan - Rob
Dick Shawn - Deke Halliday
Sir Michael Caine - Baxter

“- Poopdeck Pappy: Ugh, you idiot.
- Popeye: You said cut you down.
- Poopdeck Pappy: I didn't say cut me down. I said get me down, get me down. And don't you ever pick up another knife, if you do, I'll make you eat it. You'll be known as the Sword Swallowin' Sailor.”

Ray Walston - Poopdeck Pappy
Robin Williams - Popeye

“- Peter Pevensie: That's the trouble with girls. You can't carry a map in your heads.
- Lucy Pevensie: That's because our heads have something in them.”
William Moseley - Peter Pevensie
Georgie Henley - Lucy Pevensie

“- Bastian: Give me five.
- Atreyu: Five what?
- Bastian: Forget it.”
Jonathan Brandis - Bastian Balthazar Bux
Kenny Morrison - Atreyu

“- Michael: Well, tonight's our night for the Community Nightwatch.
- Zohan: The Communism tight crotch? What?”
Nick Swardson - Michael
Adam Sandler - Zohan

- Ishmael: Whatcha doin', Mr. Munson?
- Roy: Flossin'.
- Ishmael: Flossin? Where the hell did I get "Munson"?
- Roy: The name's Munson, what I'm doin' is flossin'.
Randy Quaid - Ishmael
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson

“You, my friend, are a victim of disorganized thinking. You are under the unfortunate impression that just because you run away you have no courage; you're confusing courage with wisdom.”
Frank Morgan - The Wizard of Oz

“- Chet: You bastard! You bastard!
- Roman: I think he's saying go faster.”

John Candy - Chet Ripley
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

“- David Larrabee: She's a real woman, not a, you know.
- Linus Larrabee: Transvestite.
- David Larrabee: No, she's not a bimbo. ”
Greg Kinnear - David Larrabee
Harrison Ford - Linus Larrabee

- Bernice Pruitt: Is this where you were "cream of corn"?
- Birdee Pruitt: "Queen of Corn" honey. Three years running.
Mae Whitman - Bernice Pruitt
Sandra Bullock - Birdee Pruitt

“- Sandy McFiddish: I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
- Carl Spackler: Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
- Sandy McFiddish: Gophers, ya great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!
- Carl Spackler: We can do that... we don't even have to have a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Thomas A. Carlin - Sandy McFiddish
Bill Murray - Carl Spackler

“- Monique Junot: I figured if we had nothing to say to each other he would get bored; go away. But instead he uses it as an excuse to put his testicles all over me.
- Lane Myer: Excuse me?
- Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?
- Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-t. Tentacles; big difference.”

John Cusack - Lane Myer
Diane Frankin - Monique Junot

“Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!”

G.W. Bailey - Captain Harris

“- Ted Crawford: My dick has evidence.
- Judge Robinson: Excuse me?
- Ted Crawford: My dick... my private investigator. I call him Dick.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Ted Crawford
Fiona Shaw - Judge Robinson

- Abby: Don't fall in love. It's scary.
- Mike Chadway: Yeah, it is scary. It's terrifying. Especially when I'm in love with a psycho like you.
- Abby: I am not a psycho!
- Mike Chadway: I just told you that I loved you and all you heard was "psycho". Well, you're the definition of neurotic.
Katherine Heigl - Abby
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway

“- Dale Denton: Even if he found that roach, how could he find us?
- Saul Silver: Um... heat-seeking missiles... bloodhounds... and foxes... barracudas...
- Dale Denton: I'm just... I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.
- Saul Silver: Thank you.
- Dale Denton: Not a compliment.”

Seth Rogen - Dale Denton
James Franco - Saul Silver

“Damn, she's gonna think I got that premature evacuation!”

Seth Green - Kenny Fisher

“- Prosecutor: War would mean a prohibitive increase in our taxes.
- Chicolini: Hey, I got an uncle lives in Taxes.
- Prosecutor: No, I'm talking about taxes - money, dollars!
- Chicolini: Dollars! There's-a where my uncle lives! Dollars, Taxes!”
Charles Middleton - Prosecutor
Chico Marx - Chicolini

“- Carter: Who are you?
- Master Yu: Yu.
- Carter: No, not me. You.”
Chris Tucker - Carter
Henry O - Master Yu