Misunderstanding quotes

“So... I once told your predecessor that she was nothing but a combination of ones and zeroes. I was wrong. She was much more than that.”

George Clooney - Frank Walker

“- Virgil Cole: [showing him fabric samples] Tell her she can pick whichever one she likes. You know, I'm kind of partial to this one here, but look. Look at that. You can see right through it.
- Everett Hitch: Kind of small for curtains, aren't they?”
Ed Harris - Virgil Cole
Viggo Mortensen - Everett Hitch

“- Lt. Serdman: I'd say you picked the wrong store to rob this time, pal.
- Franklin Laszlo: Excuse me, Lieutenant but I am not robbing this store.
- Lt. Serdman: I suppose that's a bag of donuts you got there right?
- Franklin Laszlo: They don't even serve donuts here, you should know that, you're a cop.”
Tom Arnold - Franklin Laszlo

“- Darius Kinkaid: You know, when life gives you shit, you make Kool-Aid.
- Michael Bryce: That's not really how that expression works.
- Darius Kinkaid: That's the beauty of that motherfucker: life.
- Michael Bryce: Ah. Yeah, well, life, I mean... life doesn't usually give you shit and then turn into a beverage.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Darius Kincaid
Ryan Reynolds - Michael Bryce

“- Mary: Gertie, I've gotta go pick up Elliot. Will you be a good girl until I get back?
- Gertie: Mommy, he can talk!
- Mary: [thinking she meant Elliott instead of E.T.] Of course he can talk. I'll be back in 10 minutes. Stay there.”
Dee Wallace - Mary
Drew Barrymore - Gertie

“- Sidney Greenstreet: So we're both feeling kind of disposable and in desperate need of consolation and would be inclined to turn a casual something into more than it was.
- Jesse Stone: On the other hand, there's nothing wrong with consolation.”
Leslie Hope - Sidney Greenstreet
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“- Adele Stanton: He would've stood up to them.
- Peter Appleton: Yeah well, he's not here... to vouch for that, is he? We have to take your word for it! And forgive me but everybody's memory of Luke is a little rose-colored in this town. Besides, I'm not Luke. While he was liberating Europe, I was running the PX. He couldn't wait to save the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Laurie Holden - Adele Stanton
Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“- Mike Lawford: What does it mean?
- Blind Man: Just what it says I guess.”

Nicolas Cage - Mike Lawford
Stephen McHattie - Blind Man

“- Rocky: You're like paper. You know, you're trash.
- Anthony Adams: Like trash?
- Rocky: You know, you're like paper falling by, you know... It doesn't sound that bad in Spanish...”

Donny Caicedo - Rocky
Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams

“- Karen Smith: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins.
- Gretchen Wieners: No, honey, uh-uh.
- Karen Smith: That's not right, is it?
- Gretchen Wieners: That is so not right.”
Amanda Seyfried - Karen Smith
Lacey Chabert - Gretchen Wieners

“- Clark Griswold: There it is, kids, my motherland.
- Rusty Griswold: Dad, Grandma's from Chicago.
- Clark Griswold: Shut up, Russ.”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Jason Lively - Rusty Griswold

“- Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
- Farmer: Do they have what?
- Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
- Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.”
Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite
Pat Donahue - Farmer

“- Rebecca Femm: I'm a little deaf.
- Margaret Waverton: I understand.
- Rebecca Femm: Yes. No beds!”
Eva Moore - Rebecca Femm
Gloria Stuart - Margaret Waverton

“Krokov had a plan. It was a plan. Don't be stupid. Krokov thought you were a top agent. My defection was a ruse. To kidnap you. But now he knows you are nothing but a foolish dreamer who draws comic books, not worth the bullet to kill you.”

Barbara Carrera - Natalia

“- Captain McCallister: I'll need three ships and fifty stout men. We'll sail around the Horn and return with spices and silk, the likes of which ye have never seen.
- Mr. Burns: We are building a casino!
- Captain McCallister: Ar... Can you give me 5 minutes?”
Hank Azaria - Captain McCallister
Harry Shearer - Mr. Burns

“Um, you're not using those ear brushes to clean your mouth are you, Mr. Brown?”

Ben Whishaw - Paddington

“I know you're good people. I know you mean well. But you just didn't think it through. There is only one path to peace... your extinction.”

James Spader - Ultron

- Benjamin Oliver: Oh, actually all champagne is French; it's named after the region. Otherwise it's sparkling white wine. Americans of course don't recognize the convention, so it becomes that thing of calling all of their sparkling white "Champagne", even though by definition they're not.
- Wayne Campbell: Ah yes, it's a lot like "Star Trek:... (continue)(continue reading)
Rob Lowe - Benjamin Oliver
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

“- Mortdecai: What kind of hell-place is this? I feel as though we've made a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film.
- Mortdecai: [To the Hotel clerk] Have we taken a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film?”

Johnny Depp - Mortdecai

“- Michael: What are you? Bionic?
- Zohan: No, no, no, no, no, I only like the girls... thanks anyways.”
Nick Swardson - Michael
Adam Sandler - Zohan

“- Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: Oh, cute baby! Boy or girl?
- Jeff Blue: Gosh, I hope so!”
Obba Babatundé - Sawyer
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue

“- Geoff Mille: Meet the biggest supermodel in the whole world, he is All.
- Derek Zoolander: Are you like a male model or a female model?
- All: All is all.
- Hansel: Well I think he’s asking do you have a hotdog or a bun?”
Beck Bennett - Geoff Mille
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander
Owen Wilson - Hansel

“- Arthur Curry: A strong man is strongest alone, ever heard that?
- Bruce Wayne: That's not the saying, that's like the opposite of what the saying is.”
Jason Momoa - Arthur Curry
Ben Affleck - Bruce Wayne

“- Judy Hopps: We are in a really big hurry!
- Flash: I am on … ...
- Judy Hopps: It?
- Flash: Break.”
Ginnifer Goodwin - Judy Hopps
Raymond S. Persi - Flash

“The more guns there are here, the more likely there is to be a misunderstanding.”

David Costabile - Bob