Prostitution quotes

“I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal? You know, why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away? I can't follow the logic on that one at all! Of all the things you can do, giving someone an orgasm is hardly the worst thing in the world....” (continue)(continue reading)
George Carlin

“- Lew Hayward: I was a captain of industry; feared by men, adored by women.
- Frank Cross: Adored! Come on, let's be honest, Lew. You paid for the women!”
John Forsythe - Lew Hayward
Bill Murray - Frank Cross

“Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. Everything that goes into her mouth is a dick.”

Charlyne Yi - Jodi

“The Moulin Rouge. A night club, a dance hall and a bordello. Ruled over by Harold Zidler. A kingdom of night time pleasures. Where the rich and powerful came to play with the young and beautiful creatures of the underworld. The most beautiful of these was the one I loved. Satine. A courtesan. She sold her love to men. They called her the ...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ewan McGregor - Christian

“- Delilah Fitzgerald: Are you still goin' to kill those men?
- Bill Munny: I reckon so. The money's still available, ain't it?
- Delilah Fitzgerald: Yeah. Your two friends have been taking advances on the money.
- Bill Munny: What?
- Delilah Fitzgerald: You know, free ones. Alice and Silky been givin' them free ones.”

Anna Levine - Delilah Fitzgerald
Clint Eastwood - Bill Munny

“I don't go to bed with no whore, and I don't wake up with no whore. That's how I live with myself. I don't know how you do it.”

Martin Sheen - Carl Fox

“- Harry Block: Cookie is the nanny.
- Doris: The nanny! Where did you get her, from an agency or a massage parlor?
- Harry Block: Oh jesus! She's a sweet kid, what are you picking on?
- Doris: Ah, still with the sex pots, the tramps, the vilda chayes.”

Woody Allen - Harry Block
Caroline Aaron - Doris

“- Pa Greavy: You ain't got a whore in there?
- Earl Keese: No.
- Pa Greavy: Wouldn't know where I could find one?
- Earl Keese: Of course not!
- Pa Greavy: One shows up, let me know?”

Tim Kazurinsky - Pa Greavy
John Belushi - Earl Keese

“- Chuck Lumley: As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that.
- Bill Blazejowski: Is this a great country, or what?”
Henry Winkler - Chuck Lumley
Michael Keaton - Bill Blazejowski

“- Harold Grisham: Okay... here's what I want. First we both get naked.
- Vicki: So far so good.
- Harold Grisham: Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.
- Vicki: Pardon me?
- Harold Grisham: Naked, Jacuzzi, Pepto-Bismol, toenails, shave my...” (continue)(continue reading)

Dave Thomas - Harold Grisham
Brandy Ledford - Vicky

“- Jenny Fields: Is that the latest fashion?
- Garp: No, Mom, that's the oldest profession.”

Glenn Close - Jenny Fields
Robin Williams - Garp

“Y'all are trying to use the lord to sell pussy on this corner. ”

Mike Epps - Day-Day

“- Rudy: Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze!
- Gary: Yeah! Yeah! All the things that make life worth living for!”
Barry Diamond - Rudy
Gary Grossman - Gary

“- Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
- Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add...” (continue)(continue reading)
George C. Scott - Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson
Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove
Peter Bull - Russian Ambassador Alexi de Sadesky

“- Raymond Babbitt: Definitely have to dance on my date. Have to learn how to dance. Definitely. Now.
- Charlie Babbitt: Ray, you're not gonna have to dance, but I will teach you sometime.
- Raymond Babbitt: Definitely have to dance with Iris.
- Charlie Babbitt: Sorry I even brought this up. You're right, Ray, you got a date with the only famous...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dustin Hoffman - Raymond Babbitt
Tom Cruise - Charlie Babbitt

“- Delilah Fitzgerald: Would you like a free one?
- Bill Munny: I reckon not.
- Delilah Fitzgerald: I didn't mean with me. Alice and Silky would be glad to give you one.
- Bill Munny: I meant I didn't want a free one with Alice or Silky. Because of my wife back home. I reckon if I was to want a free one, it would be with you.”

Anna Levine - Delilah Fitzgerald
Clint Eastwood - Bill Munny

“Angelica-What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
Jack Sparrow-Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Penelope Cruz - Angelica

“Charlie Harper-You guys are no fun, I'm gonna call a hooker.
Lyndsey Mackelroy-Charlie, there's two boys in the house!
Charlie Harper-Let them get their own hookers.
”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper
Courtney Thorne-Smith - Lyndsey Mackelroy

“People are so friendly around here. The women on the corner just offered to have sex with me.”

Wilmer Valderrama - Fez

“Two million dollars?! The only way I can raise that kind of money is by whoring myself to every woman in town!”
Isaac Hayes - Chef

“- Annie: A guy who rents a house this big must be making up for something pretty small, I'd say.
- Max: No no, I've seen his dick, it's pretty great.
- Annie: Well, I tried.”
Rachel McAdams - Annie
Jason Bateman - Max

“- Tierney: All any of these dames owe me is a night's work, one night at a time. They come and go like flies.
- Dave Bannion: Only this fly got herself strangled.
- Tierney: These things happen, Sergeant. Outside of my place, some of these babes keep pretty shady company. It figures. They know nobody cares much what happens to 'em.”
Peter Whitney - Tierney
Glenn Ford - Dave Bannion

“- Titta: Uncle's not feeling good.
- Aurelio: Then take him to the whorehouse.”
Bruno Zanin - Titta
Armando Brancia - Aurelio

“- Clive: [mockingly] I'll make you a deal. You just let me make another 500 bucks tonight, Ok. Then, I'll give you your body back because it soooo important to you.
- Clive: Waa waa I'm crying about my body... And then, you can just loan it to me every other weekend so I can pay off some gambling debts.”
Rachel McAdams - Clive\Jessica

“We got the whole good cop/bad cop thing going on; except we're hookers.”
Sherri Shepherd - Lula