Sex quotes

“Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.”
Charles Pierce

“- Brenda: I'ma piss on your face... and I'ma fart in your mouth, I'ma shit on these walls, Ray!
[Ray looks disgusted]
- Brenda: ...Too dirty?”

Regina Hall - Brenda

“You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.”
Heathcote Williams

“Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.”
Marilyn Monroe

“I didn't go past second base, which means nothing below the waist... my waist not his.”
Drew Barrymore - Beverly Donofrio

“I know nothing about sex because I was always married.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Sex is God's joke on human beings.”
Bette Davis

“Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard.”

Ted Levine - Jame Gumb

“- Sam: Why is it what you just said strikes me as a massive rationalization?
- Michael: Don't knock rationalization; where would we be without it? I don't know anyone who could get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex.
- Sam: Come on, nothing's more important that sex.
- Michael: Yeah? Ever...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Berenger - Sam
Jeff Goldblum - Michael

“Listen to me, I got no reason to lie to you, don't make the same mistakes I made when I was young. Fuck a lotta women kid, not just one woman, a lotta women.”
Alan Arkin - Grandpa Edwin Hoover

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Woody Allen

“I don’t understand why humans waste so much time resisting their desires. A rehabilitation center for drugs and sex.”
Tom Ellis - Lucifer Morningstar

“Man, we gotta have this party we had some bad hoes coming in here! They said they gonna fuck for a buck, do something strange for a little change an you know we gonna make 'em holla for a doller.”
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“- Debbie: If you want, I'll show you me fanny.
- Billy: Nah, I'm all right.”
Nicola Blackwell - Debbie
Jamie Bell - Billy

“- Jules Winnfield: Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
- Vincent Vega: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
- Jules Winnfield: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her...” (continue)(continue reading)
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
John Travolta - Vincent Vega

- Moondog: If I may suggest, your honor, I was told about this amazing rehab facility in the Virgin Islands that's got an open bar and 24 hour time massage. A little "jerky-jerk" to take the edge off you in the detox period. Drain the old jizz pipe with the anti toxins.
- Judge: Excuse me?
- Moondog: All due respect to my own personal fluid... (continue)(continue reading)
Matthew McConaughey - Moondog
Jo Marie Payton - Judge

“You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film, Laura. You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than the sex you are having with Ian... in my head.”

John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“- Suzanne: You are the first man I've slept with since I left Hanrahan.
- Reggie: Aw Suzanne, a beautiful woman like you?
- Suzanne: Well, I've been sleeping with women.”

Melinda Dillon - Suzanne
Paul Newman - Reggie

- Mr. Bruner: "You're complicated, and simple, and I feel this connection between us. I feel like I already know you". This is kinda sweet, I think you're overreacting. "I just want to be with you. I want to give you... head. I want you to put your mouth on my tits. I want to feel you inside me. We can do it in the Petland stockroom."
- Nadine:... (continue)(continue reading)

Woody Harrelson - Mr. Bruner
Hailee Steinfeld - Nadine

“Aren’t they beautiful? And I’ve had every one of them.”

Clark Gable

“Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base... ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor... ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock... roaches, beetles,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Anna Faris - April

“That dame is too uptight. What she needs is a good screw from a man who knows how to do it.”
Humphrey Bogart On Bette Davis

“My argument in defense of make-up stems to 1932 when I won an Academy Award for Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. At that time I too was a young leading man. I accepted the role because it afforded me the opportunity to do something besides smile and make love to lovely leading ladies.”
Fredric March

“I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls were checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“Lack of pussy makes you brave, man!”
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond