Theft quotes

“- Sgt. Downs: You guys stole most of your stuff from us anyway.
- Georgi Koshkin: All of it. We stole everything.”
Maury Chaykin - Sgt. Downs
Uri Gavriel - Georgi Koshkin

“- Lt. Serdman: I'd say you picked the wrong store to rob this time, pal.
- Franklin Laszlo: Excuse me, Lieutenant but I am not robbing this store.
- Lt. Serdman: I suppose that's a bag of donuts you got there right?
- Franklin Laszlo: They don't even serve donuts here, you should know that, you're a cop.”
Tom Arnold - Franklin Laszlo

“- John Nash: This is a group playing touch football. This is a flock of pigeons fighting over bread crumbs. And this is a woman chasing a man who stole her purse.
- Charles: John, you watched a mugging. That's weird.”

Russell Crowe - John Nash
Paul Bettany - Charles

“- Cliff: I don't want to keep it, I just want to borrow it for a while.
- Peevy: Clifford, when you borrow something and you don't tell nobody, they call that stealing, you know.”

Billy Campbell - Cliff
Alan Arkin - Peevy

“- Sara 'Sway' Wayland: What do you think is more exciting... having sex or stealing cars?
- Memphis: Having sex or boosting cars... Um, oo! Well, uh... How about having sex while boosting cars?
- Sara 'Sway' Wayland: Oh, that's a good line. Doesn't work on a lot of girls, though.”
Angelina Jolie - Sara 'Sway' Wayland
Nicolas Cage - Memphis Raines

“- Dean: Whoa, whoa Kenny! What are you doing?
- Gary: I am trying to find out where they keep their money!
- Dean: You twat! Can't you see these people have got no money? They can't even afford new furniture! We've got the guns, whats the matter with you? Everytime we do a job, you have to go burning people's feet, whats wrong with you?”

Jake Abraham - Dean
Victor McGuire - Gary

“- Bryce Arbogast: You didn't pay taxes.
- Nina Brewster: On stolen money?
- Bryce Arbogast: I didn't hear that.”
Christopher McDonald - Bryce Arbogast
Queen Latifah - Nina Brewster

“- Samantha: I don't understand. You said you're not a cop.
- Jack Reacher: I'm not.
- Samantha: What's military police?
- Turner: It's different.
- Samantha: But... you stole this car.
- Turner: It's complicated.”
Danika Yarosh - Samantha
Tom Cruise - Jack Reacher
Cobie Smulders - Turner

“That's Lyle. He's my computer genius. You know he's who really invented Napster? At least that's how Lyle tells it. Said Shawn Fanning was his roommate in college and stole his idea.”

Mark Wahlberg - Charlie Croker

“- Quintessa: There is a way to heal your world. My power of creation, the staff, was stolen from me by my twelve Guardian Knights. They betrayed me, and hid it on Earth... gave it to your precious humans. The staff is the only way to bring life back to Cybertron. You are going to find it for me. Do you seek redemption, Prime? Do you?
- Optimus...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gemma Chan - Quintessa
Peter Cullen - Optimus Prime

“- Rusty P. Hayes: You expect me to believe you were mugged?
- Willard Fillmore: Mugged? It was more like a rape! Well... not a real rape.”

Dave Chappelle - Rusty P. Hayes
Norm MacDonald - Willard Fillmore

“- Batman: We are gonna steal the Phantom Zone projector from Superman.
- Robin: Steal?
- Batman: Yeah. We have to right a wrong. And sometimes, in order to right a wrong, you have to do a wrong-right. Gandhi said that.
- Robin: Are we sure Gandhi said that?
- Batman: I'm paraphrasing.”
Will Arnett - Batman
Michael Cera - Robin

“Story of my life. Some bum's always trying to steal what's mine.”
Sean Penn - Mickey Cohen

“These banks practically destroyed this country. They crushed a lot of people's dreams, and nothing ever happened to them. We three old guys, we hit a bank. We get away with it, we retire in dignity. Worst comes to the worst, we get caught, we get a bed, three meals a day, and better health care than we got now.”

Sir Michael Caine - Joe Harding

“Cut that out you Argentine degenerate! That's my brother's place your robbin' there. This ain't some filthy little jail in Caracas, this is A-mer-i-ca!”
Eric Roberts - Paulie

“Wow, that's real crystal. Put it in your purse.”

Gerry Bamman - Uncle Frank

“You stole the dead woman's shoe?”
Diana Scarwid - Jody

“- Peter: Um, the 7-Eleven, right? You take a penny from the tray.
- Joanna: From the crippled children?
- Peter: No, that's the jar. I'm talking about the tray, the pennies for everybody.”
Ron Livingston - Peter
Jennifer Aniston - Joanna

“- Lucas: Rap... metal... rap... metal... And Whitney Houston.
- Warren: It's for my girlfriend, okay?
- Lucas: Sure it is. You know, someone like you needs to diminish their criminal impulses, not magnify them. Maybe some jazz or some classical.”

Rory Cochrane - Lucas
Brendan Sexton III - Warren

“Hello? No, Rick is not here. Who am I? The guy stealing Rick's car...”

D.B. Sweeney - Benjy Taylor

“I robbed a thief! How can you not see the humor in that?”

Danny DeVito - Max Fairbanks

“I never complain! How am I complaining? When do I ever complain about you practicing the violin at three in the morning, or your mess, your general lack of hygiene, or the fact that you steal my clothes?”

Jude Law - Dr. Watson

“It's all a matter of character. Of course, if I had any character, I wouldn't have stolen 2 million dollars from my boss.”
John Cusack - Charlie Arglist

“- Jesse James: Not all this money is ours.
- Bob Younger: It's the bank's... see that's why we had to go to all the trouble of stealing it.”
Colin Farrell - Jesse James
Will McCormack - Bob Younger

“I think a plan is just a list of things that don't happen.”
Benicio del Toro - Harold Longbaugh
Ryan Phillippe - Mr. Parker