Theft quotes
227 theft quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: The Hobbit
“- Gandalf the Grey: Bilbo Baggins?
- Bilbo Baggins: Uh, yes.
- Gandalf the Grey: I am looking to hire a burglar.
- Bilbo Baggins: Burglar. I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place.
- Gandalf the Grey: You mean you do not wish to share a grand adventure?
- Bilbo Baggins: Dear me, no. We, Hobbits, are plain quiet folk. Adventures make one late...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the animation: How To Train Your Dragon
“- Stoick: From the time he could crawl he's been... different. He doesn't listen, he has the attention span of a sparrow... I take him fishing and he goes hunting for, for trolls!
- Gobber: Trolls exist! They steal your socks. But only the left ones.” - From the movie: Kindergarten Cop
“Are these all your lunches?
[boy shakes his head]
You mean you eat other people's lunches?
[boy nods]
Stop it!” - From the movie: Going in Style
“Wake up, Al. The cops just called us a bunch of amateurs. I suppose we gotta' knock off a bank every other week in order to get some respect from those jerks.”
- From the movie: Absolute Power
- From the movie: Arthur
“- Arthur Bach: What are you doing later tonight?
- Linda Marolla: Oh, I have plans for tonight. What should I wear?
- Hobson: Steal something casual.” - From the movie: Jungle Fever
“- Frankie Botz: He stole a radio out of my fucking car!
- Vinny: How do you know?
- Frankie Botz: How do I know? He fucking tried to sell it back to me!” - From the movie: Clear and Present Danger
- From the movie: Dragnet
“- Friday: With the exception of you and canned cling peaches I'd be hard pressed to find anyone or anything that doesn't know you should never leave your car keys in the ignition.
- Streebek: It's called a mistake, Friday, but I don't suppose you ever make any of those, do you?” - From the movie: Used Cars
“- Sam Slaton: Remember that colored kid that got caught stealing a case of beer?
- Roy L. Fuchs: Billy Ray? Billy Ray Washington?
- Sam Slaton: Hangin' Judge Harrison gave him thirty five years hard labor!” - From the movie: Pee-wee's Big Adventure
“- Dottie: Pee-wee, how are you ever going to pay a reward like that?
- Pee-wee Herman: It's simple. Whoever returns the bike is obviously the person who stole it. So they don't deserve any reward!” - From the movie: Tough Guys
“- Harry Doyle: The last time we were 30 years younger and we got caught. We were put away for 30 years!
- Archie Long: Now we're 30 years smarter. We woun't make the same mistakes.
- Harry Doyle: That's right. Because we ain't gonna do it.” - From the movie: Going in Style
“- Pete: I don't know, Joe. Maybe you should just give 'em back the money from the robbery.
- Joe: Forget it. Al and Willie would both die if I gave that money back. Besides, Pete, let me tell you something. For the past couple of years, me, Al and Willie all sat on that park bench and looked at each other. Maybe a politician would come around...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Night of the Running Man
- From the movie: Striking Distance
“- Tom Hardy: You picked the wrong house to rob, asshole.
- Danny Detillo: Who are you kiddin', Tommy? You ain't got nothing worth stealing.” - From the movie: Mission: Impossible
“Try any sleight of hand with my money and I'll cut your throat.”
- From the movie: Crazy in Alabama
- From the movie: The First Great Train Robbery
“- Judge: Now, on the matter of motive, we ask you: Why did you conceive, plan and execute this dastardly and scandalous crime?
- Pierce: I wanted the money.” - From the movie: Thank God It's Friday
“Until next time, this is your Zookeeper, Bobby Speed, reminding you: keep them feet movin' - or somebody'll steal your shoes.”
- From the animation: Shrek 2
“Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you, unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.”
- From the movie: Time Bandits
“- Randall: This map, Kevin, used to belong to the Supreme Being.
- Kevin: You mean you stole it?
- Randall: No, no. Well, sort of.” - From the animation: Atlantis: The Lost Empire
“If you gave back every stolen artifact from a museum, you'd be left with an empty building.”
- From the movie: Bad Boys
- From the movie: American Outlaws
“Just because we're robbing a bank doesn't mean there's no reason not to be polite.”
- From the movie: ...And Justice for All
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