Theft quotes
227 theft quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Firefox
“- First Secretary: This is the First Secretary. I am speaking to the individual who has stolen the property of the U.S.S.R. Can your hear me, Mr. Gant?
- Mitchell Gant: We're getting the royal treatment.” - From the movie: Superman
“- Clark Kent: Really, Lois, supposing that man had shot you? Is it worth risking your life over ten dollars, two credit cards, a hairbrush, and a lipstick?
- Lois Lane: How did you know that?
- Clark Kent: Know what?
- Lois Lane: You just described the exact contents of my purse.
- Clark Kent: Hmm. Uh, wild guess.” - From the movie: Cabin Fever
“- Tommy: You wanna give me one good reason why you would steal a snickers bar.
- Bert: The nougat?” - From the movie: Once Upon a Time in America
- From the movie: Pulp Fiction
- From the movie: The Hidden
- From the movie: The Mighty Quinn
- From the movie: Honky Tonk Freeway
“- Alice the Teller: Mary, what do I do when I'm being robbed?
- Eugene: You give us the money, that's what you do, beard face!” - From the movie: Max Dugan Returns
“- Nora McPhee: I don't have it anymore, it was stolen in the parking lot. But I told the police. I'm surprised they didn't tell you.
- Brian Costello: They tell me when other vehicles are stolen. They don't tell me when it's mine.” - From the movie: Head Over Heels
- From the movie: Bad Boys
“He steals our shit, kidnaps Julie, shoots at my wife. Oh, we beatin' him down. We beatin' him down!”
- From the movie: Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
- From the movie: Blank Check
- From the movie: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
- Rory Breaker: Your stupidity must be your one saving grace.
- Nick the Greek: Uh?
- Rory Breaker: Don't "uh" me Greek boy! How is it that your fucking stupid soon-to-be-dead friends thought they might be able to steal my cannabis and then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? - From the movie: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
“Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Goodfellas
- From the movie: The Pirate Movie
- From the movie: Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
“Captain Kirk was your host. You repaid his hospitality by trying to steal his ship and murder him!”
- From the movie: The Warriors
“- Candy Store Girl: Hey, what about the money you owe?
- Luther: [shouts] For what?” - From the movie: Bowling for Columbine
“In your mind, somebody might break into your house to harm you or your family. What does that person look like?”
- From the movie: Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
“- Deuce Bigalow: I'm gonna get the rest of the money the old-fashioned way.
- T.J. Hicks: You gonna steal it?” - From the movie: Miss Congeniality
- From the movie: Scary Movie
“- Cindy Campbell: Don't you think we should check his wallet first?
- Buffy Gilmore: For what?
- Brenda Meeks: Shit, he might have some money.
- Brenda Meeks: Well, we already committed murder, we might as well rob his ass.” - From the movie: The Stupids
“- Policeman: This postal ploy of yours is the most evil caper of our age, Mr. Sender. How will you ever top yourself?
- Evil Sender: With a crime so unthinkable that no-one has ever dared to attempt to attempt it: to rob an entire nation of its garbage.
- Policeman: The one resource no-one ever thinks to protect!” - From the movie: More American Graffiti
“Then me and you and them, we're gonna open up a... a used car lot. You sell 'em, we steal 'em.”
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