Wine and spirits quotes

“I don't trust any bastard who doesn't drink. People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.”
Humphrey Bogart

“Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up.”
Morgan Freeman

“These aren't really drinks. They're trade-winds across cool lagoons. They're the Southern Cross above coral reefs. They're a lovely maiden bathing at the foot of a waterfall.”

Raymond Burr - Harry Prebble

“- Cody Lambert: That's what we need Tuff, a trademark.
- Tuff Hedeman: I got one, it's hard, full of juice, and barely fits in my jeans.
- Lane Frost: Ohhh, Tuff.
- Tuff Hedeman: It's my flask, Lane. Cody, want some OJ?”
Red Mitchell - Cody Lambert
Stephen Baldwin - Tuff Hedeman
Luke Perry - Lane Frost

“Look, for the last time, we have nothing to protect but our honor. So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call whiskey, which, by the way, is spelled without an 'e' and is nothing compared to a single malt scotch and you can go fuck yourself.”

Mark Strong - Merlin

“Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.”
Sammy Davis Jr.

“- Raoul Duke: Oh, shit. I forgot about the beer. You want one?
- Hitchhiker: No.
- Raoul Duke: How 'bout some ether?”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke
Tobey Maguire - Hitchhiker

“What do you think will happen when they run off this dough... and there's trillions of extra dollars, francs, and marks floating around? You've got a collapse of confidence in the currency. People are gonna panic. There's gonna be gold riots, atonal music... political chaos, mass suicide. Right? It's Germany before Hitler. You can see that....” (continue)(continue reading)
Peter Falk - Vince Ricardo

“I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!”
Richard R. Grant - Withnail

“The party didn't slow down 'till dawn. The crew of a San Pedro tuna boat showed up about One, and was routed. The police came by at Two, and stayed to join the party. Mack used their squad car to go get more wine. A woman called the police to complain about the noise, and couldn't get anybody. The crew of the tuna boat came back about Three, and...” (continue)(continue reading)

John Huston - Narrator

“Gimme a whisky, ginger ale on the side, and don't be stingy, baby!”
Greta Garbo - Anna Christie

“You would have to be an idiot of elephantine proportions not to appreciate this '61 Château Latour, and you, Monsieur Linguini, are no idiot. Let us toast your non-idiocy!”

Sir Ian Holm - Skinner

“I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds.”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

“I’ll have a single shot of whiskey, and a double shot of whiskey and she'll have a water. Oh, what the hell, it's our anniversary. bring her a pepsi.”
J.D. Evermore - Redneck

“Love is a juice with many tastes. Some bitter, others sweet. A wine which has few vineyards.”
Janet Jackson - Justice

“- Withnail: I've some extremely distressing news.
- ... & I: I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything. Oh God, it's a nightmare, I tell you, it's a nightmare.
- Withnail: We've just run out of wine. What are we gonna do about it?
- ... & I: I don't know, I don't know. Oh God, I don't feel good. My thumbs have gone weird! I'm in the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Richard R. Grant - Withnail
Paul McGann - ... & I

“Vodka is a luxury we have. Caviar is a luxury we have. Time is not.”
Bob Hoskins - Nikita Khrushchev

“Hi, I'm Fred. I like tacos and '71 Cabernet. My favorite color is magenta.”

Cameron Dye - Fred Bailey

“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

“- Rudy: Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze!
- Gary: Yeah! Yeah! All the things that make life worth living for!”
Barry Diamond - Rudy
Gary Grossman - Gary

“- Waiter at Waldorf Astoria: And would you care to order wine with your meal?
- Pepper Lewis: Yeah, why don't you bring us a bottle of something or other, not too sweet, American.
- Waiter at Waldorf Astoria: American something or other, yes sir an excellent choice.”
Christopher Durang - Waiter at Waldorf Astoria
Woody Harrelson - Pepper Lewis

“Method acting? Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.”
John Barrymore

“- Tony Carlson: Gloria, just sit back and enjoy the fire. I'm pouring you a nice, warm, albino Martini. Here you go, drink this, then it's off to bed.
- Gloria Mundy: You should have been a doctor.
- Tony Carlson: Okay, we'll play whatever you like.”
Chevy Chase - Tony Carlson
Goldie Hawn - Gloria Mundy

“Have you ever done a Shiver Shot?”

Woody Harrelson - Pepper Lewis

“Nothing that a bottle of Jack and a straight razor won't fix.”

Debra Messing - Kat Ellis