Eddie Murphy movie quotes

“Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?”

Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley

“What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?”
Eddie Murphy - Quick

“- Rayford Gibson: [after being denied pie] Look, My Name's Ray Gibson I'm from New York. Let's talk Turkey, how much will it cost for you turn two of those whites-only pies into two nigger pies?
- Billy's Mama: [cocks gun] How 'bout I turn y'all into Nigger pie?”
Eddie Murphy - Rayford Gibson
Brooks Almy - Billy's Mama

“Dolemite is my name, and fuckin' up motherfuckers is my game!”
Eddie Murphy - Rudy

- Rudy Ray Moore: I'm going to bet on myself. Ain't nobody going to put me on the screen except for me, and everybody I talk to say they want to see a "Dolemite" movie.
- Julius Bihari: Well, we understand. You're not supposed to make a movie for the five square blocks of people you know.
- Rudy Ray Moore: Well... that's fine with me. 'Cause... (continue)(continue reading)

Eddie Murphy - Rudy
Ivo Nandi - Julius Bihari

“- Slide: A robbery can change very quickly. You have to be ready to adapt to the situation at any moment. Anything can happen. I was on a job a few days ago and my homie got shot in the face!
- Josh Kovacs: If you get shot in the face, it's over.
- Slide: If you get shot in your head, it's over. If you get shot in your face, the bullet will go...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eddie Murphy - Slide
Ben Stiller - Josh Kovacs
Casey Affleck - Cole Howard

“This is beautiful. What is that? Velvet?”

Eddie Murphy - Saul

“Lack of pussy makes you brave, man!”
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond

“Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the bitch's moustache is so motherfuckin' thick... 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfuckin' Bigfoot when I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus!”

Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“It's not how many you shoot. It's who you shoot.”
Eddie Murphy - Quick

“I think I'm going to leave, ‘cause you probably want to sit there by yourself, alone, and think about who you pissed off. So, I'll let you have your space.”
Eddie Murphy - Quick

- Granny Klump: The other day I got out of the shower, I bent down to reach for a towel and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord". I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.
- Mama Klump: You don't need a breast reduction,... (continue)(continue reading)

Eddie Murphy - Granny Klump
Eddie Murphy - Mama Klump

“If it isn't the world's oldest living Negro! Hey, how are things going on the Underground Railroad, Isaac?”

Eddie Murphy - Papa Klump

“- Quick: I ain't playin’ games no more. You put that fuckin' razor away or I'll blow your goddamn pinky toe off!
- Vera: Oh! Now you're gonna shoot me in my pinky toe.”
Eddie Murphy - Quick
Della Reese - Vera

“- Goldmouth: Maybe I oughta eat your cornbread.
- Rayford Gibson: Motherfucker, you can't have my cornbread. That's for damn sure. You try and take my cornbread, Killing Spree, Part 2 gon' begin up in here on your ass. You thinking about my cornbread, better get the taste out your mouth. That's for damn sure.”
Michael Taliferro - Goldmouth
Eddie Murphy - Rayford Gibson

“I'm madder than a Baptist in a brothel, you som-bitch! I tell ya, I'm about as crazy as a dog in a hubcap factory.”

Eddie Murphy - Thomas Jefferson Johnson

“What you think a colonic cleansing is? You think you're gonna run your asshole by the car wash?”
Eddie Murphy - Papa Klump

“It is my daughters that teach me in the languages of the modern world. For instance, are my princely robes not on fleek?”
Eddie Murphy - Prince Akeem

“I am the heir to the throne of Zamunda. I shall not be shamed by my two daughters.”
Eddie Murphy - Prince Akeem

“-Akeem: Prepare the royal jet. We are going back to America.
-Semmi: Oh, hell, no, your majesty!”
Eddie Murphy - Akeem
Arsenio Hall - Semmi

“-Akeem: It is so good to see you.
-Clarence: Well, I’ll be damned! Look who done come up in here.”
Eddie Murphy - Akeem

“I ain't lying, man, people love me. Hey, if you play this song, I guarantee motherfuckers'll start hopping and squirming. When I used to play this record live, motherfuckers would actually faint. They would faint on the floor.”
Eddie Murphy - Rudy

“I’m like Muhammad Ali. We’re getting ready to shock the worlds. I got to be totally outrageous.”
Eddie Murphy - Rudy

“You know what they say brother - luck is where opportunity meets preparation.”
Eddie Murphy - Rudy

“- Randolph Duke: The good part, William, is that, no matter whether our clients make money or lose money, Duke & Duke get the commissions.
- Mortimer Duke: Well? What do you think, Valentine?
- Billy Ray Valentine: Sounds to me like you guys a couple of bookies.”

Ralph Bellamy - Randolph Duke
Don Ameche - Mortimer Duke
Eddie Murphy - Billy Ray Valentine