Husband quotes

“The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.”
Shirley MacLaine

“- Miss Scarlet: Do you miss him?
- Mrs. White: Well, it's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life.
- Wadsworth: But, he was your second husband. Your first husband also disappeared.
- Mrs. White: But that was his job. He was an illusionist.
- Wadsworth: But he never reappeared!
- Mrs. White: He wasn't a very good...” (continue)(continue reading)

Lesley Ann Warren - Miss Scarlet
Madeline Kahn - Mrs. White
Tim Curry - Wadsworth

“When I was your age, before I ever did the counseling, I could look at people, complete strangers, and see their whole lives so clear. But when I looked at each of my husbands, I never saw a thing. That's how it always is. Blind to my own life.”

Debbi Morgan - Mozelle Batiste Delacroix

“To hardly know him is to know him well. And perhaps it offends my vanity to have anyone who is even remotely my wife re-marry so obviously beneath her.”

Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven

“When a woman unloads a husband, or a husband unloads a woman, however it happens, death, desertion, divorce - the three D’s, when that happens, a woman blooms. She blossoms. Like flowers. Like fruit. She is ripe.”
Jack Nicholson - Daryl Van Horne

“How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Home. I'll go home. And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all... tomorrow is another day!”

Vivien Leigh - Scarlett - Their Daughter

“A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed.”

Lou Costello - Costello

“My husband is having an affair with your wife. I don't think we should talk about it... unless you're prepared to kill them.”

Isabella Rossellini - Madeleine Regency

“- Elzora: Some things are better left unsaid.
- Mozelle Batiste Delacroix: I paid you a dollar, old woman. Now tell my fortune.
- Elzora: I don't need no cat bones to tell your fortune, Mozelle Batiste. You are a curse. The Black Widow. Next man that marries you is a dead man. Like the others. Always be that way.”
Diahann Carroll - Elzora
Debbi Morgan - Mozelle Batiste Delacroix

“- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: After the wedding, you'll move into a nice ground floor apartment.
- Lisa Provolone: Why a ground floor apartment?
- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: Because after I break his legs, he's not gonna make it up any steps!”
Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone
Marisa Tomei - Lisa Provolone

“A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed.”
Lou Costello

“If I found a man who had 15 million dollars, would sign over half of it to me before the marriage, and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.”

Bette Davis

“Choose your husband carefully. You’ll only have yourself to blame if it ends badly.”
Viola Davis - Annalise Keating

“I chose to help my husband run a business and to raise a family. For me, it was a privilege. But for you, you may think it's old-fashioned. It's nice you appreciate this house and us being here together wrapping dumplings. But all this doesn't just happen. It's because we know to put family first, instead of chasing one's passion.”
Michelle Yeoh - Eleanor Young

“My job is to be a good husband so that I can be a good father.”
Penn Badgley - Joe Goldberg

“'I took your family'? Who do you think had taken more from them when you shot 20 CCs of liquid dreamkiller into my daughter? She was Rick's daughter, Jerry! She had options! That all ended because she felt sorry for you. You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims! That's how you survive! I survive cause I know...” (continue)(continue reading)
Justin Roiland - Rick Sanchez

“Power is making decisions, and whatever course you are charting, I choose you, my husband.”

Florence Pugh - Elizabeth Burgh

“- Susan: You know what's wrong with you, Mr Grandi? You've being seeing too many gangster movies. Mike may be spoiling some of your fun.
- 'Uncle' Joe Grandi: Mike?
- Susan: My husband, yeah! And if you're trying to scare me into calling him off, let me tell you something Mr. Grandi. I may be scared, but he won't be.”
Janet Leigh - Susan Vargas
Akim Tamiroff - 'Uncle' Joe Grandi

“- George Peatty: Tell me something, will you, Sherry. Just tell me one thing. Why did you ever marry me, anyway?
- Sherry Peatty: Oh, George, when a man has to ask his wife that; well, he just hadn't better, that's all.”
Marie Windsor - Sherry Peatty
Elisha Cook Jr. - George Peatty

“Amanda, my love, why do you stay married to a legal beagle with ten thumbs?”
David Wayne - Kip Lurie

“My children will still need a father, and I will still need a husband.”

Rachel Weisz - Clare Crowhurst

“I think there's something degrading about having a husband for a rival. It's humiliating if you fail and commonplace if you succeed.”
Christopher Hampton

“- Seth Lord: What most wivesfail to realize is that their husband's philandering has nothing whatever to do with them.
- Tracy Lord: Then what has it to do with?
- Seth Lord: A reluctance to go grow old.”
John Halliday - Seth Lord
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord

“I am a wife-made man.”
Danny Kaye