Misunderstanding quotes

“That is one messed up looking dog.”

Wood Harris - Gale

- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: There it is, darling. Your new home. The House of Hfuhruhurr.
- Dolores: What are those assholes doing on the porch?
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Those aren't assholes. It's pronounced "azaleas".

Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
Kathleen Turner - Dolores Benedict

“My greatest fear is to be misunderstood.”
Elliott Gould

“Figures, hot on the outside, icycle in the middle. Two minutes.”

Pauly Shore - Stoney Brown

“- Mike Hammersmith: What's that cheerleader doing with a helmet on?
- Kevin O'Shea: That's no cheerleader, that's my niece Becky. She's pissed.”
Brian Haley - Mike Hammersmith
Ed O'Neill - Kevin O'Shea

“I am here to spread Joy, tell me when you find her.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Wally Sparks

“Hello, my family and I were looking for sex.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

- Dudley Laywicker: Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid.
- Dudley's Mother: You're going to be late, dear?
- Dudley Laywicker: Not “late”, mother, “laid”. The past participle of the verb “to lay”. Mother, I am going to screw someone.
Stuart Pankin - Dudley Laywicker
Mina Kolb - Dudley's Mother

“- Crawl: You have got charisma!
- Becca: What's that?
- Crawl: It's a special quality of leadership that captures the popular imagination and inspires allegiance and devotion.”

Pauly Shore - Crawl
Carla Gugino - Rebecca Warner

“- Clerk at Flamingo Hotel: Can I call you a cab?
- Police Chief: [screaming] Sure, and I'll call you a cocksucker!”
Christopher Meloni - Clerk at Flamingo Hotel
Troy Evans - Police Chief

“- Dr. Alan Champion: I figured you'd be hungry, so I stopped on the way over. I got your favorite, Chinese.
- Angela: Um, it's your favorite. I never really cared for it, remember?
- Dr. Alan Champion: Ah, it's immaterial, I knew it was somebody's favorite.”
Dennis Miller - Dr. Alan Champion
Sandra Bullock - Angela

“- Bill: OK, everybody. Grab your plates. Soup's on.
- Edward: [with mouth full] I thought this was shish-ka-bob.
- Bill: What?
- Edward: [a little clearer] I thought this was shish-ka-bob.
- Bill: Yeah, it is shish-ka-bob. It's a figure of speech, Ed.”
Alan Arkin - Bill
Johnny Depp - Edward Scissorhands

- Whitney: Listen to me.
- Natalie: What?
- Whitney: You’re friendzoning Josh.
- Natalie: No, I’m not. No. No, no, no. No, Josh doesn’t like me like that.
- Whitney: You sure about that?
- Natalie: Yeah, I’m sure. Do you know how many times a day I catch him gawking at that half-dressed model out there? You know, she’s like, “Ooh. Look, I’m... (continue)(continue reading)
Betty Gilpin - Whitney
Rebel Wilson - Natalie

“I understand that the three of you think you are superhuman. That you don't think you are normal. You've convinced yourselves you have extraordinary gifts, like something out of a comic book. I am here to discuss the possibility that you are mistaken.”

Sarah Paulson - Dr. Ellie Staple

I can't admire people whose answer to everything that they fear or misunderstand is "kill it"!
Eddie Redmayne - Newt Scamander

“- Gord Brody: I'm looking for a David Davidson.
- Woman - Restaurant: I'm a woman.
- Gord Brody: Did I ask what sex you are?
- Woman - Restaurant: No.
- Gord Brody: Did I ask if you were David Davidson?
- Woman - Restaurant: My name is Cheryl.”
Tom Greening - Gord Brody
Wendy Chmelauskas - Woman - Restaurant

- The Old Man Parker: Aaah! "Fra-gee-leh!". It must be Italian!
- Mother Parker: Uh, I think that says fragile, honey.
- The Old Man Parker: Huh? Oh, yeah.

Darren McGavin - The Old Man Parker
Melinda Dillon - Mother Parker

“In Sri Lanka when you fall and you hurt yourself, you smile. Here, if you smile too much, people think that you don't understand them or that you're mocking them.”
Kalieaswari Srinivasan - Yalini

“Everything we know about you guys is wrong.”

Jay Baruchel - Hiccup

“- Chloe Beale: I will do whoever it takes in order for us to get back to the top.
- Fat Amy: You mean whatever it takes.
- Chloe Beale: Yeah, I'll do that too.”
Brittany Snow - Chloe
Rebel Wilson - Fat Amy

“- Prime Minister Soto: President Benson, where's your First Lady?
- Tug Benson: I don't know. I've had lots of women. Lost my flower at the age of 15. I can't keep track.”
Clyde Kusatsu - Prime Minister Soto
Lloyd Bridges - Tug Benson

“- Valentina: Please accept my apologies.
- Derek Zoolander: None taken.”
Penelope Cruz - Valentina Valencia
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander

“- Jake: It's a hotdog.
- Roland: Savages. What breed?”
Tom Taylor - Jake
Idris Elba - Roland

“- Officer Lucas White: I almost beat you.
- Vin Serento: You can't even beat yourself.
- Officer Lucas White: I've been beating myself since junior high.”
Alex Ashbaugh - Lucas White
Dale Pavinski - Vin Serento

“- Ted: I'm not comfortable with this, and I want this out of Hardbodies. We're running a gym here. God.
- Chad Feldheimer: Manolo, you didn't find this.
- Manolo: I found it on the floor there.
- Chad Feldheimer: Yeah, I know, but...
- Manolo: Right there on the floor there. Just lying there.”

Richard Jenkins - Ted
Brad Pitt - Chad Feldheimer
Raul Aranas - Manolo